Liberal - white, east-coast-college-educated female who will suck a conservative's dick even though she may not agree with his politics
Liberal - white, east-coast-college-educated male who will take drop-dead gorgeous black female to gathering of PhD's as a trophy "special black friend (SBF)" and not even think to kiss her good night on the cheek (nor anywhere else).
Dirty fucking hippie - white, female, mid-western college graduate who will simultaneously fuck and suck a republican all the while trying to convert them to a political philosophy of social justice.
Libertarian - white, east-coast-college educated living in the Midwest and heavily engaged in local politics while smoking dope and having his boyfriend lick his nut sack.
Independent - worthless piece of crap who could always vote but only does so when the republicans have screwed the pooch so bad, even Glenn Beck calls them on it.
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