MANY ARE CALLED; FEW ARE CHOSEN

HOW DOES THIS GRAB YOU?

How'd you like to play 18 holes of golf each and every day?

How'd you like to drink a 12-pack with a half-pint of whiskey?

How'd you like to smoke some real good dope?

How'd you like to travel with whores (young and foxy whores)?

How'd you like to listen to 50's-80's / blues / gospel music 5-6 hours a day?

How'd you like to ride AMTRACK criss-cross the country

Chicago

 to Macomb

Macomb to Champaign

Champaign to Memphis

Memphis to Yazoo , MS

Yazoo to  New Orleans

New Orleans

 to  Houston

Houston to  Dallas

Dallas to  San Antonio

San Antonio to Austin

Austin to Albequerque

Albequerque to  Taos

Taos to  Seattle

Seattle to Reno

Reno to Boulder

Boulder to  Billings

Billings to  Minneapolis

Minneapolis to Madison

Madison to Milwaukee

Milwaukee to  Detroit

Detroit to  Cleveland

Cleveland to  Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh to  Philadelphia

Philadelphia to Burlington (VT)

Burlington to  Boston

Boston to Washington D.C.

D.C. to Falls Church

Falls Church to Gadsden , AL

Gadsden to  Birmingham

Birminhamd to  Indianapolis

Indianapolis to  Des Moines

Des Moines to Livingston , Iowa , where:

We buy a home on 2.3 acres for $19,600 - build quonset huts and an enormous laundry (complete with showers, coffee service, breakfast grill) and make it biker / trucker haven with a bar open 24/7 where the only charge is $1.00 to keep the beers cold (it's a club), with security provided by local law enforcement agents, again, 24/7.  The goal being, eventually (and sooner rather than later) to sucede from the union, becoming a cash & carry zone with much bartering, home schooling, and one political party - the Poor People's Party.

Does this have any interest for you?

If you believe for one second that you couldn't take your sons along and have them home-schooled in English, Literature, Composition, History, Latin, French, Computer Science, Psychology, Physics, Environmental studies -- and get them scholarships to any school in the country (possibly athletic scholarships!!), then you would be mistaken.

Give me a call, John, if you are interested.

(847) 381-6595

All I ever wanted to do was play the piano and sing for people.

The whole purpose of the train trips is to do fund raising for first responders, public schools, local churches and public hospitals.  The plan is to:

1.  Publicize the event

2.  Collect a relatively nominal cover ($2 - $5, depending on affluence of local venue)

3.  Have two videographers focusing almost exclusively on the crowd.

4.  Sell the DVD's for $10.00 each.

5.  Donate one half the proceeds to the charitable organization for which the funds are being raised.

6.  Split the rest of the money in equal shares amongst the performers, and local roadies.

HAVE I GOTTEN YOUR ATTENTION YET?

THIS CAN, and this WILL HAPPEN, or my name ain't:

Mark Raymond Ganzer