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2010-12-18

What if Allen Lee instead

(MG) Jusk asking. What is Allen Lee had submitted the following (slightly edited) rendition of his "public disturbance" essay intead of the one he actually wrote. My changes to Lee's essay are noted in red (I did not note the deletions).

Blood sex and Booze. Drugs Drugs Drugs are fun. Stab, Stab, Stab, S...t...a...b..., poke. "So I had this dream last night where I went into a mortuary, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did." Umm, yeah, what to wright about...
...I'm leaving to join the Marines and I really don't give a [obscenity] about my academics, so why does the only class that's complete Bull Shit, happen to be the only required class ... enough said. The model citizen would stay around to vote in new board member to change the 4 years of English policy, but no one really stays around to vote for that kind of local crap, so whoever gets there name on the Ballet with a pretty face gets to do what the [obscenity] ever they want with local ordinance. A person is smart, but people are dumb selfish animals. We can't make rules for ourselves so we vote others to do it for us, but we can't even do that right, I meen seriously, Bush for President? And our other option was John Kerry who claimed to parktake in Vietnam Special Forces missions that haven't been declassified ...
. [obscenity] Bull Shit. So Power Flower Super Mario. Pudge, hook, rot, dismember "Fresh Meat." Mostly new/young teachers are laid back, and cooperative with students as feedback and input into the curriculum and atmosphere. My current English teacher is a control freak intent on setting a gap between herself and her students like a 63 year old white male fortune 500 company CEO, and a illegal immigrant. If CG was a private catholic school, I could understand, but wtf is her problem. And baking brownies and rice crispies does not make up for it, way to try and justify yourself as a good teacher while underhandedly looking for complements on your cooking. No quarrel on you qualifications as a writer, but as a teacher, don't be surprised on inspiring the first cg fatal arsenic poisoning of students by teacher.

(MG) According to the logic being used to teach that uppity slant-eyed furr-inner Mr. Allen Lee, had instead had the better fortune to have penned the piece above, the CLEARLY Ms. Capron, his rookie honors English teacher would indeed have had to report HERSELF to the head of the English department, because he brownie and crispie treat baking COULD have had laced the brownies with arsenic and fatally killed her students. I mean, if the story had been written THIS way, and, the facts would bear out that Ms. Capron had baked brownies and krispie treats, then the English Dept head would have had to report to the principal, who would have had to report to the CG police, who would have had to report to the McHenry States Attorney who would have had no option but to proceed to order the police to file disturbance of the peace charges against Ms. Capron, would have had to arrest her in front of school the next day, taken her away in handcuffs, and charged he with TWO counts of disturbing the peace --

(MG)  count #1 - for baking the brownies
count #2 - for making the krispie treats

(MG)  Another thing to consider, just WTF is a high school teacher doing brining home made baked goods to class? Had her kitchen been inspected by the department of health? I do believe there are RULES against brining food prepared from outside the school into school to give to the children.

(MG)  So, what's good for the cooked student, now ought to be good for the cooked gander-goosey brained witless wonder of a teacher. March her off to jail. And let me HEAR her squeals of protest.

(MG)  This is one slippery slope that the CG HS, CG PD and McHenry County States Attorney's offices have slithered down. The more I think about it ... just fire the lot of them.
(MG)  They have abused one of the best and brightest.
(MG)  If a child can't go to school without having to worry about being arrested for doing an in-class assignment, let me tell you here and now ... THAT FUCKING SCHOOL IS NOT SAFE for children.

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